Things to be thankful for...

[derekl_1963]

I'm thankful that when cleaning out the kitchen refrigerator and carrying way more stuff than I should have in the first place to the garage refrigerator - that the bottle of champagne which chose to attempt suicide did so on the grass rather than in the garage. Like by my table saw, workbench, or any of a number of other things that it would have been rather inconvenient to deal with cleaning champagne off of.