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Women and cats
Feb. 28th, 2012 05:15 amFunny because it has a grain of truth... :) :)
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Funny because it has a grain of truth... :) :)
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Four guys walk into a bar...
Jun. 1st, 2011 10:47 pmThe heads of four major breweries walk into a bar. The head of Budweiser approaches the bartender, and loudly ordered "Budweiser, the king of beers".The 2nd guy, loudly ordered a "Miller lite - tasted great and less filling". The third guy is the head of Coors, and he loudly orders "a Rocky Mountain fresh Coors".
The fourth guy was the head of Guinness, and he orders a Coke. The other three look at him curiously, he says, "Well, if you guys aren't going to order beer, why should I?"
It's a typical American Phenomenon...
May. 23rd, 2011 08:44 amI've had this running through my head all morning... thought I'd share.
:) :)
Evry bunny was Kung Fu fighting!
Apr. 29th, 2011 01:12 pm
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And of course the original is one of my all time favorite songs:
And is it just me, or the girl who shows up at 00:19 and elsewhere in the video baked out of her gourd?
There's also Kung Fu Panda 2 coming out next month - loved the original, so I have high hopes for it.
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Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror, and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar.... " She hands it to the second blonde. The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy! It's me!"
A man's definition of 'cleaning'.
Dec. 26th, 2008 03:30 pmCleaning (verb): (a) Removing the dust from something, such as your short term memory. (b) Hiding things from yourself. (c) The act of moving things in order to destroy one's short to medium term memories of their location. I cleaned the workshop last week, and now I can't find a G-- D----- thing.
See also: Organization
Deadliest Catch Thanksgiving.
Nov. 25th, 2008 11:15 pmSaw this on TV tonite and Brenda and I laughed our [censored] off. Even if you aren't a Deadliest Catch fan - watch it to the end!
The phases of life...
Oct. 22nd, 2008 12:17 pmOn the first day, God created the dog and said:
'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in
or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty
years.'
The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten
years and I'll give you back the other ten?'
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give
you a twenty-year life span.'
The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long
time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said:
'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer
under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's
family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'
The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life if you want me to live for
sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created humans and said:
'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you
twenty years.'
But the human said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my
twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and
the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'
'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'
So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and
enjoy ourselves.
For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family.
For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the
grandchildren.
And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at
everyone.
This is so wrong on so many levels.
Jun. 21st, 2008 06:45 pmI'm no fan of the new BSG, though many of my friends are, but this still made me laugh my a__ off despite being so wrong...
Battlestar Rubber Duck
I was actually searching for a video of CW McCall's Wolf Creek Pass, but YouTube doesn't seem to have one.
